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Mato -
International Correspondent |
Cher - D'ya believe in life after love |
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Roving Farmland Reporter |
Av - Specialist |
| In an amazing turnabout, the Municipality has decided to adopt the new CNA "Chess" Policy. In this, the Mayor moves across to the cleansing department, Councillors are tasked with sweeping the streets and an invitation has been extended to ex-residents over the sensible age of 47 to fill the vacated posts. The maximum salary will be R 10 thousand per month. No perks, no jerks. |
Go whale watching in
Hermanus, Picasso was FRAMED |
New
Bylaw To improve the lives of the numerous disadvantaged shack dwellers in town a moratorium has been declared on large money spinning developments on river banks and the like. Now don't be mistaken, and don't be misled, new developments will be permitted ON CONDITION THAT AN EQUIVALENT AMOUNT BE SPENT ON THE UPGRADING OF HOMES FOR THE DISADVANTAGED. |
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THE MAN WHO SHOT
THE DOG WHO ATE THE CHICKEN |
KEEP THE
MARINAS CLEAN |
JETSKI'S KILL PRAWNS Buy eBB For the best chew en lai in town eBeeste Blare |
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