May 2006
THE STANDARD BANK 

And there I was 17 years old bright-blue-eyed,
just spent a year in the Air Force Gymnasium,
and what was one to do ?

JOIN THE BANK LAD.
Remember the depression years when there were no jobs !

And I'm GLAD I did. It gave me a solid grounding for being able to realise
what I didn't want to do for the rest of my life.
But fun it certainly was. I love arithmetic and balancing cashbooks and the like
was a breeze.

Manager was Ian Lapsley - a fine gentleman, a good man, a fair man,
a man who spent many hours publicising the bank around town.
"Accountant" was Alan Lilford who had been in the game for hundreds of years.
Then Johanna van Rensburg (married to Piet), nickname "Bags" also had been around for
quite a while. I once sold them a Vanguard that I bought from Bruce Truter in the Langdon
pub for R 26,00 because he was moving to South West. It didn't work well as a beach buggy
and old Uncle Fred Jackson had to tow Tony Gush and I back from about Rufanes in his Jeep.

Then Walter Matthews, a fine gentleman, with an Oxford-ish accent also worked there a long time.

When Titch Mayhew-Ridges used to come down from Botswana on relief staff, there was much
merriment. I had read a joke once, and played it on him one day when he was teller.
He must have recovered by now I guess.
He sent me with a "bank note" and a bank bag to collect R 10 thousand from Barclays.
(Obviously I counted the money that Barclays gave me to check it.)
So when I got back to Standard Bank, Titch asked me "Did you check it?".
I said "Ja, I counted up to three thousand and all of that was right, so I assumed the rest was right".
He was not amused and counted the money three times, smiled and said "you did check it, didn't you".
My laughter gave me away...

I think Malcolm Tennant worked there for a while too.

Working hours about 8:30 to about 4 pm. Lots of time for rugby practise in winter
and cricket practise in summer. And fishing. And snorkelling in the Lagoon.
WONDERFUL customers. RICH customers. POOR customers.
People's people.

SAFARI SUITS were standard uniform those days.
Cream or light blue. Long socks.

If I today see somebody dressed like that I say "Ag, shame",
which of course is quite wrong of me. Sorry.

SIGH. We never had a robbery EVER.
Life was so peaceful, no violence, no aggro.

Those days hang on in one's memory as your formative years where,
without noticing much,
you learn manners, respect for others and that all people in life,
whatever their standing...have ups and downs.

Subsequently I was transferred to Grahamstown then to Johannesburg to the new
Standard Bank computer division where I became one of the first people in the
country to become a computer programmer.

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